All Men Want For Christmas
Trees are hung with lights and tinsel
Christmas tide has come again
It is in this festive season
That so many women strain
Trying for the perfect gift
Every year they search in vain
And the answer which eludes them
Can be found right 'neath their nose
Not another paisley sweater
No man wants new Christmas clothes
Nor a belt, nor leather wallet
We have had enough of those
There's one gift all men will cherish
From eighteen to eighty six
One gift they'll remember always
Come closer and I'll tell you it's
Something only you can give them
Give a picture of your tits
All men want for Christmas is a picture of your tits
A picture of your tits, a picture of your tits
All men want for Christmas is a picture of your tits
Underneath the tree on Christmas morning
The children may be nestled all
Warm and snugly in their beds
While visions of sweet sugarplums
Are dancing in their heads
Men they dream of other things
Not found on Santa's Sled
All men want for Christmas is a picture of your tits
A picture of your tits, a picture of your tits
All men want for Christmas is a picture of your tits
Underneath the tree on Christmas morning
Christmas tide has come again
It is in this festive season
That so many women strain
Trying for the perfect gift
Every year they search in vain
And the answer which eludes them
Can be found right 'neath their nose
Not another paisley sweater
No man wants new Christmas clothes
Nor a belt, nor leather wallet
We have had enough of those
There's one gift all men will cherish
From eighteen to eighty six
One gift they'll remember always
Come closer and I'll tell you it's
Something only you can give them
Give a picture of your tits
All men want for Christmas is a picture of your tits
A picture of your tits, a picture of your tits
All men want for Christmas is a picture of your tits
Underneath the tree on Christmas morning
The children may be nestled all
Warm and snugly in their beds
While visions of sweet sugarplums
Are dancing in their heads
Men they dream of other things
Not found on Santa's Sled
All men want for Christmas is a picture of your tits
A picture of your tits, a picture of your tits
All men want for Christmas is a picture of your tits
Underneath the tree on Christmas morning