An Amusing Incident
Yes it's true I'm bare there
It happened on a dare there
There was a traffic flare there
And now I have no hair there
Now my body's smooth and slick
From my navel to my dick
I thought it was a clever trick
The flare ignited far too quick
I don't want you to stare there
Just cuz you are aware there
Your eyes keep glancing there there
Towards my underwear there
I am hoping it grows back
Or I'll have to shave my sack
With a razor I will hack
From my willie to my crack
Please do not despair there
There was no need for Nair there
This I will declare there
The next time I'll forbear there
The idea seemed all right
Take a flare and strike a light
But it's given me a fright
Now I keep my belt pulled tight
It happened on a dare there
There was a traffic flare there
And now I have no hair there
Now my body's smooth and slick
From my navel to my dick
I thought it was a clever trick
The flare ignited far too quick
I don't want you to stare there
Just cuz you are aware there
Your eyes keep glancing there there
Towards my underwear there
I am hoping it grows back
Or I'll have to shave my sack
With a razor I will hack
From my willie to my crack
Please do not despair there
There was no need for Nair there
This I will declare there
The next time I'll forbear there
The idea seemed all right
Take a flare and strike a light
But it's given me a fright
Now I keep my belt pulled tight