Bomb Them!!
Bomb Them
2002
We bomb them for looking funny
Bomb them for being odd
Bomb them for riding camels
And they worship the wrong God
We do not want their oil
We just want a world at peace
So we sent our long-range bombers
To deep fry the Middle East
Where the Tigris meets Euphrates
Civ’lization was first born
But we’ll send them to the stone age
So that others will be warned
Oh, we’ll bomb them in the cities
We’ll bomb them on the sand
Sure there’ll be collat’ral damage
But, we gotta get Saddam
Bomb them!!
Bush says we gotta Bomb them!!!
Bomb them!!!
Cuz they will not obey
We have to get our way
We promise we won’t stay
Past five years and a day
Unless .......
They’ve got Nucular weapons
Tho’ they hide them very well
And we’re sure that they have Anthrax
Hidden where, they will not tell
And what of poison gases?
Is there Sarin ‘neath the sand?
And a small supply of smallpox
In a roving mini-van
The locals surely love us
They’re liberated, dontcha know
And we’re bringing them McDonalds
and “The Bachelor” TVshow
Saddam has fallen silent
But we don’t know if he’s dead
Perhaps he’s on vacation
Next week we invade Club Med!
2002
We bomb them for looking funny
Bomb them for being odd
Bomb them for riding camels
And they worship the wrong God
We do not want their oil
We just want a world at peace
So we sent our long-range bombers
To deep fry the Middle East
Where the Tigris meets Euphrates
Civ’lization was first born
But we’ll send them to the stone age
So that others will be warned
Oh, we’ll bomb them in the cities
We’ll bomb them on the sand
Sure there’ll be collat’ral damage
But, we gotta get Saddam
Bomb them!!
Bush says we gotta Bomb them!!!
Bomb them!!!
Cuz they will not obey
We have to get our way
We promise we won’t stay
Past five years and a day
Unless .......
They’ve got Nucular weapons
Tho’ they hide them very well
And we’re sure that they have Anthrax
Hidden where, they will not tell
And what of poison gases?
Is there Sarin ‘neath the sand?
And a small supply of smallpox
In a roving mini-van
The locals surely love us
They’re liberated, dontcha know
And we’re bringing them McDonalds
and “The Bachelor” TVshow
Saddam has fallen silent
But we don’t know if he’s dead
Perhaps he’s on vacation
Next week we invade Club Med!