Cheap Pornography
to the tune "Choreography" Irving Berlin in "White Christmas"
needless to say, I am ashamed
Porn The'tre, Porn The'tre
What's happened to Porn the'tres?
Especially since the DVD was born
Chaps who wear chaps aren't swishing anymore
They're doing cheap pornography
Chicks, who lick dicks, aren't licking anymore
They're doing cheap pornography
Queens, old drag queens
Aren't dressing up the way they used to do
Though they're still misbehaving
While their chests they are shaving
They can't compete with cheap pornography
Babes with big labes aren't tucking anymore
They're doing cheap pornography
Broads who stroke rods aren't stroking anymore
They're doing cheap pornography
Girls who like girls
Who would once be hiding in a darkened room
Now they are demonstrating
Mutual masturbating
They're busy doing cheap pornography
Even if your old granny
Wags her wrinkled old fanny
There's a good chance she's making cheap pornography
needless to say, I am ashamed
Porn The'tre, Porn The'tre
What's happened to Porn the'tres?
Especially since the DVD was born
Chaps who wear chaps aren't swishing anymore
They're doing cheap pornography
Chicks, who lick dicks, aren't licking anymore
They're doing cheap pornography
Queens, old drag queens
Aren't dressing up the way they used to do
Though they're still misbehaving
While their chests they are shaving
They can't compete with cheap pornography
Babes with big labes aren't tucking anymore
They're doing cheap pornography
Broads who stroke rods aren't stroking anymore
They're doing cheap pornography
Girls who like girls
Who would once be hiding in a darkened room
Now they are demonstrating
Mutual masturbating
They're busy doing cheap pornography
Even if your old granny
Wags her wrinkled old fanny
There's a good chance she's making cheap pornography