Christmas Crime
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Hear Ye All, Hear Ye All, We will let it be known E7 To everyone present That it shall be shown A7 The man we bring before you is guilty of crimes E7 Which he has committed many millions of times B7 We begin with the obvious, breaking and enter A7 He waits until midnight, and then through a vent or E7 A chimney he crawls with the stealth of a mouse E7 And it's said that he does this at every house A7 Also pressing charges is the SPCA E7 It seems he's got reindeer hitched up to a sleigh B7 He's whipping them constantly, urging them on A7 And he won't give them a rest between midnight and dawn E7 Now Homeland Security has claimed that he's a E7 Foreign born national with no valid visa A7 In thousands of trips he's not once stopped at Customs E7 The border patrol has been anxious to bust him B7 In forty eight states there are warrants for speeding A7 The posted speed limits he's always exceeding E7 He blows every stop sign, he won't signal turns E7 The highway patrol wants to make sure he burns A7 And OSHA is claiming he runs a sweatshop E7 Where hundreds of little folk work without stop B7 He claims they are elves, but we checked with a neighbor A7 And we're charging him with ninety counts of child labor E7 He thought he could fool us by changing his name E7 Kris Kringle, St Nicholas one and the same B7 A7 Whether he claims to be Santa Claus, or just St, Nick E7 Ladies and Gentlemen, you must convict. |