Christmas Dinner
It's been a great year
Now Christmas is here
And there's something my dear
You should know
A wee little act
A mere trifling fact
Do I say it with tact
Or let go?
For you see, my dear, I'm sleeping with your sister
In our bedroom at Thanksgiving I first kissed her
Everybody was so stuffed that no one missed her
While I did a little stuffing of my own
She's a little like you
But the things she will do
Are exciting and new
You're a bore
Her body can flex
Knees behind her neck
She leaves me a wreck
Wanting more
Yes my dear, I'm sleeping with your sibling
You may say it's wrong but I say you're just quibbling
As I compose this note my neck she's gently nibbling
Did I mention she is really really hot?
While at the Christmas table
I'm glad you were able
To act sane and stable
With good cheer
Your mother winked her eye
While serving hot mince pie
I'll be giving her a try
In the new year
At New Years I'll be sleeping with your mother
And I promise there will never be another
Although lately I've been thinking of your brother
But that's a story for another time
Now Christmas is here
And there's something my dear
You should know
A wee little act
A mere trifling fact
Do I say it with tact
Or let go?
For you see, my dear, I'm sleeping with your sister
In our bedroom at Thanksgiving I first kissed her
Everybody was so stuffed that no one missed her
While I did a little stuffing of my own
She's a little like you
But the things she will do
Are exciting and new
You're a bore
Her body can flex
Knees behind her neck
She leaves me a wreck
Wanting more
Yes my dear, I'm sleeping with your sibling
You may say it's wrong but I say you're just quibbling
As I compose this note my neck she's gently nibbling
Did I mention she is really really hot?
While at the Christmas table
I'm glad you were able
To act sane and stable
With good cheer
Your mother winked her eye
While serving hot mince pie
I'll be giving her a try
In the new year
At New Years I'll be sleeping with your mother
And I promise there will never be another
Although lately I've been thinking of your brother
But that's a story for another time