HISTORICAL DICKS
There was once a Roman party guy
The Emporer Caligula
Who boasted to folks far and wide
His twelve inches made a ruler
Who can forget Eric the Red?
A fierce and awesome Viking
A full eight inches round the head
Much to the ladies' liking
Galileo was well known
For heliocentricity
But rumors of his giant bone
Inspire electricity
Ben Franklin worked for many years
As Ambassador to France
And brought the Memselles all to tears
By what was in his pants
Honest Abe could never lie
He chopped a cherry tree
He strapped his penis to his thigh
And wrapped it round his knee
Winston Churchill won the war
And smoked a cigar smelly
He often entertained a whore
With the tree under his belly
Marilyn and JFK
Were in the White House frisky
His penis could not go one day
Without some business risky
Clinton's member had a curve
Monica testified
He often whipped it out with verve
Unless, of course, he lied
Dubya gave a smarmy glance
As if we did not know
That underneath his woollen pants
He's smooth as GI Joe
The Emporer Caligula
Who boasted to folks far and wide
His twelve inches made a ruler
Who can forget Eric the Red?
A fierce and awesome Viking
A full eight inches round the head
Much to the ladies' liking
Galileo was well known
For heliocentricity
But rumors of his giant bone
Inspire electricity
Ben Franklin worked for many years
As Ambassador to France
And brought the Memselles all to tears
By what was in his pants
Honest Abe could never lie
He chopped a cherry tree
He strapped his penis to his thigh
And wrapped it round his knee
Winston Churchill won the war
And smoked a cigar smelly
He often entertained a whore
With the tree under his belly
Marilyn and JFK
Were in the White House frisky
His penis could not go one day
Without some business risky
Clinton's member had a curve
Monica testified
He often whipped it out with verve
Unless, of course, he lied
Dubya gave a smarmy glance
As if we did not know
That underneath his woollen pants
He's smooth as GI Joe