Doctor, Doctor
Oh ,Doctor, I've the most distressing symptoms
Of maladies that come and then they go
No one has the skill to diagnose me
Doctor, you're the last, I hope you know
I might be passive-aggressive
I might be manic-depressive
I'll let my fingers walk me through the DSM
I might be slightly narcoleptic
Anti social or dyspeptic
Help me doctor, find me in the DSM
I've been to every clinic on the East Side
There's not a waiting room I have not seen
Each and every time I get no answer
Doctor tell me, what does this all mean?
Oh my delusions of grandeur
Are grander and grander
I see my self when e'er I read the DSM
I fear that I might be bulimic
At the very least I am dysthemic
Somewhere I am surely in the DSM
Doctor, tell me what is happ'ning to me
I can take it, it's not knowing that I dread
And I hope you are much smarter than the others
They keep insisting it is all inside my head
Call me obsessive compulsive
Intermittent explosive
I have read it in the latest DSM
ADHD, PTSD
Or maybe I'm just crazy
But I can blame it on the DSM
Of maladies that come and then they go
No one has the skill to diagnose me
Doctor, you're the last, I hope you know
I might be passive-aggressive
I might be manic-depressive
I'll let my fingers walk me through the DSM
I might be slightly narcoleptic
Anti social or dyspeptic
Help me doctor, find me in the DSM
I've been to every clinic on the East Side
There's not a waiting room I have not seen
Each and every time I get no answer
Doctor tell me, what does this all mean?
Oh my delusions of grandeur
Are grander and grander
I see my self when e'er I read the DSM
I fear that I might be bulimic
At the very least I am dysthemic
Somewhere I am surely in the DSM
Doctor, tell me what is happ'ning to me
I can take it, it's not knowing that I dread
And I hope you are much smarter than the others
They keep insisting it is all inside my head
Call me obsessive compulsive
Intermittent explosive
I have read it in the latest DSM
ADHD, PTSD
Or maybe I'm just crazy
But I can blame it on the DSM