Family Christmas
Johnny got a BB gun for Christmas
Suzy got a new patch for her eye
She and mom spent all day in the ER
Grandpa said the turkey was too dry
Grandma's in the kitchen drinking sherry
Cousin Bob has passed out in the den
Auntie Jane is crying in the bathroom
Seems that she is pregnant yet again
Jimmy got a bright red fire engine
Sally got a dolly that can talk
Later on they secretly will trade them
Their parents better get set for a shock
Scruffy stole the bowl of mashed potatoes
Spike puked up a half a turkey leg
Mittens dropped a dead mouse in the gravy
Whiskers had six kittens in my bed
It's the same at every Christmas dinner
Stuff their faces full and then they leave
And I'm so glad that I will not see them
Until I go to their house New Year's Eve
Suzy got a new patch for her eye
She and mom spent all day in the ER
Grandpa said the turkey was too dry
Grandma's in the kitchen drinking sherry
Cousin Bob has passed out in the den
Auntie Jane is crying in the bathroom
Seems that she is pregnant yet again
Jimmy got a bright red fire engine
Sally got a dolly that can talk
Later on they secretly will trade them
Their parents better get set for a shock
Scruffy stole the bowl of mashed potatoes
Spike puked up a half a turkey leg
Mittens dropped a dead mouse in the gravy
Whiskers had six kittens in my bed
It's the same at every Christmas dinner
Stuff their faces full and then they leave
And I'm so glad that I will not see them
Until I go to their house New Year's Eve