It's Vacation!!!
It's Vacation / She Loves You
Grab the kids, get in the car
To the beach we're gonna drive
The sooner that we start
The sooner we arrive
It's vacation
And we're headed for the shore
It's vacation
For a week we'll work no more
We've got a cheap hotel
Only twelve blocks from the beach
The mattresses all smell
Of old urine and fresh bleach
It's vacation
And we haven't got a care
It's vacation
Vulgar T-shirts we'll all wear
Little Suzie's foot was cut
On a bottle in the sand
The wife got sunburned butt
Trying for all over tan
It's vacation
And we're off to the ER
It's vacation
Think we'll need to hock the car
Now we're on a Greyhound bus
Heading from the shore for home
Our bank account is bust
And we nevermore shall roam
No more vacations
Let me make this very clear
No more vacations
We'll be staying home next year
Grab the kids, get in the car
To the beach we're gonna drive
The sooner that we start
The sooner we arrive
It's vacation
And we're headed for the shore
It's vacation
For a week we'll work no more
We've got a cheap hotel
Only twelve blocks from the beach
The mattresses all smell
Of old urine and fresh bleach
It's vacation
And we haven't got a care
It's vacation
Vulgar T-shirts we'll all wear
Little Suzie's foot was cut
On a bottle in the sand
The wife got sunburned butt
Trying for all over tan
It's vacation
And we're off to the ER
It's vacation
Think we'll need to hock the car
Now we're on a Greyhound bus
Heading from the shore for home
Our bank account is bust
And we nevermore shall roam
No more vacations
Let me make this very clear
No more vacations
We'll be staying home next year