Keep Christ in Christmas
Oh, let's put the Christ back in Christmas
Christmas is Jesus' birthday
Let's put the Christ back in Christmas
And keep Christmas in our own way
Cheese and Rice, Jimmy you're making a mess
Passing those hot mashed potatoes
Jeebus, I've gravy all over my dress
And white wine just went up my nose
Get away from the Crikey tree Janey my dear
Gee you've had too much to drink
I can't replace every light every year
I am not as rich as you think
Oh, let's put the Christ back in Christmas
Christmas is Jesus' birthday
Let's put the Christ back in Christmas
And keep Christmas in our own way
Jiminy Crickets, that punch is the best
But perhaps I will add some more rum
Bejabbers, I must say it passes the test
As it passes clean over my tongue
Gee Willikers, thanks for the dress shirt
Judas Priest, is that a bow tie?
For crying out loud, I want dessert
Some cake, not that jeezly mince pie
Oh, let's put the Christ back in Christmas
Christmas is Jesus' birthday
Let's put the Christ back in Christmas
And keep Christmas in our own way
Good grief, is the turkey on fire?
Jeez, something just doesn't smell right
Your cooking will always inspire
Solemn prayers before we take a bite
Jehosephat, this was a great Christmas
Criminy, I had a blast
Cripes, what a great party this was
Gee Whizz, I hope it's not the last
Oh, let's put the Christ back in Christmas
Christmas is Jesus' birthday
Let's put the Christ back in Christmas
And keep Christmas in our own way
Christmas is Jesus' birthday
Let's put the Christ back in Christmas
And keep Christmas in our own way
Cheese and Rice, Jimmy you're making a mess
Passing those hot mashed potatoes
Jeebus, I've gravy all over my dress
And white wine just went up my nose
Get away from the Crikey tree Janey my dear
Gee you've had too much to drink
I can't replace every light every year
I am not as rich as you think
Oh, let's put the Christ back in Christmas
Christmas is Jesus' birthday
Let's put the Christ back in Christmas
And keep Christmas in our own way
Jiminy Crickets, that punch is the best
But perhaps I will add some more rum
Bejabbers, I must say it passes the test
As it passes clean over my tongue
Gee Willikers, thanks for the dress shirt
Judas Priest, is that a bow tie?
For crying out loud, I want dessert
Some cake, not that jeezly mince pie
Oh, let's put the Christ back in Christmas
Christmas is Jesus' birthday
Let's put the Christ back in Christmas
And keep Christmas in our own way
Good grief, is the turkey on fire?
Jeez, something just doesn't smell right
Your cooking will always inspire
Solemn prayers before we take a bite
Jehosephat, this was a great Christmas
Criminy, I had a blast
Cripes, what a great party this was
Gee Whizz, I hope it's not the last
Oh, let's put the Christ back in Christmas
Christmas is Jesus' birthday
Let's put the Christ back in Christmas
And keep Christmas in our own way