Let Me Pee
Let me pee/Let it be
As I travel down the open highway
I'm without a care and fancy free
Suddenly it hits me
I gotta pee, I gotta pee
The last rest stop is in my mirror
And the next one's miles in front of me
I don't think I can hold it
I gotta pee, I gotta pee
Let me pee, let me pee
Let me pee, let me pee
I'm not gonna make it
Let me pee
While I try to think of sandy deserts
A raging river's all I see
My bladder's close to bursting
I gotta pee, I gotta pee
I squeeze my legs together tightly
But it's overwhelming me
I must find an exit
I gotta pee, I gotta pee
Let me pee, let me pee
Let me pee, let me pee
God, I need an exit
Let me pee
I will just park on the highway shoulder
And duck behind the nearest tree
There I'll pull my pants down
And I'll pee. And I'll pee
Now I'm sitting in a county jail cell
Some uptight cop arrested me
But I am not unhappy
Cuz I peed, yes I peed.
Yes, I peed, yes I peed
Yes I peed, yes I peed.
I am not unhappy,
Cuz I peed.
As I travel down the open highway
I'm without a care and fancy free
Suddenly it hits me
I gotta pee, I gotta pee
The last rest stop is in my mirror
And the next one's miles in front of me
I don't think I can hold it
I gotta pee, I gotta pee
Let me pee, let me pee
Let me pee, let me pee
I'm not gonna make it
Let me pee
While I try to think of sandy deserts
A raging river's all I see
My bladder's close to bursting
I gotta pee, I gotta pee
I squeeze my legs together tightly
But it's overwhelming me
I must find an exit
I gotta pee, I gotta pee
Let me pee, let me pee
Let me pee, let me pee
God, I need an exit
Let me pee
I will just park on the highway shoulder
And duck behind the nearest tree
There I'll pull my pants down
And I'll pee. And I'll pee
Now I'm sitting in a county jail cell
Some uptight cop arrested me
But I am not unhappy
Cuz I peed, yes I peed.
Yes, I peed, yes I peed
Yes I peed, yes I peed.
I am not unhappy,
Cuz I peed.