Miami Christmas
Intro - D-D-D-Em-G-G-G-A
D Em
Twinkling lights in windows
G A
Wreaths on every door
D Em
No snow on the sidewalks
G A
Temp'rature's eighty four
Em
Santas' wearing bike shorts
D
And so are all the elves
C G
It's Christmas in Miami
A
And New Year's Eve in Hell
D
Christmas in Miami
Em
We're gonna get a tan
G
Christmas in Miami
A
And build a man of sand
On the sled there are five reindeer
Santa lost the other three
To a pack of wand'ring pitbulls
In Lauderdale-by-the-Sea
It is quite a sight to witness
As they rocket 'cross the sky
Five mangy molting reindeer
And one sweaty bearded guy
Christmas in Miami
And Santa's on the run
Christmas in Miami
From two hoodlums with a gun
In Miami Santa's Gift Sack
Is not filled with games and toys
For the girls he carries Depends
And Viagra for the boys
He won't want milk and cookies
At each condo that he stops
He much prefers some pretzels
And a half a glass of scotch
Christmas in Miami
We'll decorate palm trees
Christmas in Miami
Someone shoot me please