Mommy Gets A Visit from Santa
Santa Claus tied mommy to the sofa
Put a rubber ball gag in her mouth
We did not awake till it was over
And Santa and his sleigh were headed south
Why did Santa Claus leave us no presents?
Underneath our plastic Christmas tree
Did he not get all the letters we sent?
Mommy, Can you please explain to me?
Mommy shifted slightly in her bindings
Daddy pulled the gag off with a snap
She said. Look here close and you'll be finding
Santa left a present on my lap
This is how we spent our Christmas morning
Mommy rubbing cane marks on her rear
We could never say there was no warning
We know Santa comes but once a year
Put a rubber ball gag in her mouth
We did not awake till it was over
And Santa and his sleigh were headed south
Why did Santa Claus leave us no presents?
Underneath our plastic Christmas tree
Did he not get all the letters we sent?
Mommy, Can you please explain to me?
Mommy shifted slightly in her bindings
Daddy pulled the gag off with a snap
She said. Look here close and you'll be finding
Santa left a present on my lap
This is how we spent our Christmas morning
Mommy rubbing cane marks on her rear
We could never say there was no warning
We know Santa comes but once a year