No Hablo Espanol
Just a Gigolo... think Louis Prima, not David Lee Roth
No Hablo Espanol
But everywhere I go
People stop and “Hola” at me
Yo quiero Taco Bell
Y Cinco de Mayo
But I don't speak a word of Spanish
Each and every day
People say Ole
And it's not even bullfighting season
Donde esta el bano?
This is all I want to know
Won't somebody help this gringo?
El hefe no aqui
So no one can help me
But I only want a coffee
Not cafe con leche
Not chile con carne
Just gimme goddam coffee
Doesn't anybody speak?
Portuguese or Greek?
I can't even hope for English
My tombstone will read
El es muerto, not He's dead
Won't somebody help this gringo?
Cuz I
No spicky spanni, no spicky, no spanni
I no spicky spanni, no no no spicky, no spanni.
No spicky, no spanni
Oh, I No spicky spanni, no spanni no spanni.
No Hablo Espanol
But everywhere I go
People stop and “Hola” at me
Yo quiero Taco Bell
Y Cinco de Mayo
But I don't speak a word of Spanish
Each and every day
People say Ole
And it's not even bullfighting season
Donde esta el bano?
This is all I want to know
Won't somebody help this gringo?
El hefe no aqui
So no one can help me
But I only want a coffee
Not cafe con leche
Not chile con carne
Just gimme goddam coffee
Doesn't anybody speak?
Portuguese or Greek?
I can't even hope for English
My tombstone will read
El es muerto, not He's dead
Won't somebody help this gringo?
Cuz I
No spicky spanni, no spicky, no spanni
I no spicky spanni, no no no spicky, no spanni.
No spicky, no spanni
Oh, I No spicky spanni, no spanni no spanni.