Ode On a Penis
There is nothing like the penis of a pony
It is finer than a crocodile's cock
You may lean in the direction
Of an elephant's erection
But the ponies only point at him and mock
There are those who tout the tadger of a badger
While others claim a donkey dick's divine
And if you are impaled
On the willy of a whale
It will surely send a shiver up your spine.
You can speak of hippopotamus's peckers
And promote the wangs of turgid wallabees
You can search the whole world over
Survey every kind of lover
But the pony's member never can be beat
It is finer than a crocodile's cock
You may lean in the direction
Of an elephant's erection
But the ponies only point at him and mock
There are those who tout the tadger of a badger
While others claim a donkey dick's divine
And if you are impaled
On the willy of a whale
It will surely send a shiver up your spine.
You can speak of hippopotamus's peckers
And promote the wangs of turgid wallabees
You can search the whole world over
Survey every kind of lover
But the pony's member never can be beat