Premature Ejaculation
When I find myself entwined
In the arms of some divine
Nubile, willing and co operative young lady
She's sufficiently impressed
To be willingly undressed
And engage in acts salacious, wild and shady
When the moment is just right
And target is in sight
I'm overtaken by a chronic nagging dread
I've seen doctors far and near
None of them addressed my fear
The best ones tell me that it's all inside my head
Whenever I'm about to get some heavy action
Only one of us achieves full satisfaction
It's the malady that ends anticipation
I am talking premature ejaculation
When I'm with a girl I try
My mind's eye to occupy
With some visions of an uninspiring nature
Some say watch a baseball game
Some say Woody Allen's name
All attempting to prolong the great adventure
But there's something that I lack
When I'm playing in the sack
I've got stamina but I have no endurance
Like a rodeo bull ride
Eight seconds gives me pride
Although my dates are surely lacking in concurrence
I am a constant source of anguish and distress
Leaving so little in my wake but angst and mess
I am finding it's a stressful situation
I mean good old premature ejaculation
In the arms of some divine
Nubile, willing and co operative young lady
She's sufficiently impressed
To be willingly undressed
And engage in acts salacious, wild and shady
When the moment is just right
And target is in sight
I'm overtaken by a chronic nagging dread
I've seen doctors far and near
None of them addressed my fear
The best ones tell me that it's all inside my head
Whenever I'm about to get some heavy action
Only one of us achieves full satisfaction
It's the malady that ends anticipation
I am talking premature ejaculation
When I'm with a girl I try
My mind's eye to occupy
With some visions of an uninspiring nature
Some say watch a baseball game
Some say Woody Allen's name
All attempting to prolong the great adventure
But there's something that I lack
When I'm playing in the sack
I've got stamina but I have no endurance
Like a rodeo bull ride
Eight seconds gives me pride
Although my dates are surely lacking in concurrence
I am a constant source of anguish and distress
Leaving so little in my wake but angst and mess
I am finding it's a stressful situation
I mean good old premature ejaculation