I GET NO KICK FROM SADDAM 2002
apologies to Cole Porter
We’re after Saddam Hussein
Mere protocol
Won’t deter us at all
And we won’t tell you what’s true
We’ll do what we have to do
We want the regime to change
Though we’ve no plan
How to govern the land
If ever the fighting is through
We’ll do what we have to do
We’ve no desire for their oil
All that we care
Is they breath the free air
Just like we Americans do
We’ll do what we have to do
What of civilian contracts?
No quid pro quo
That the records will show
‘Sides, qualified vendors are few
We’ll do what we have to do
When we were last in Iraq
George Elder Bush
Would not condone a push
To Baghdad, instead he withdrew
Not doing what he had to do
Then, he arranged for his son
To reprise his role,
The election he stole
By baffling some suntanned old Jews
They did what they had to do
Soon we will have world peace
All evil doers
Will be kicked in the drawers
And we can elect Clinton Two
Cuz, we’ll do what we have to do
We’re after Saddam Hussein
Mere protocol
Won’t deter us at all
And we won’t tell you what’s true
We’ll do what we have to do
We want the regime to change
Though we’ve no plan
How to govern the land
If ever the fighting is through
We’ll do what we have to do
We’ve no desire for their oil
All that we care
Is they breath the free air
Just like we Americans do
We’ll do what we have to do
What of civilian contracts?
No quid pro quo
That the records will show
‘Sides, qualified vendors are few
We’ll do what we have to do
When we were last in Iraq
George Elder Bush
Would not condone a push
To Baghdad, instead he withdrew
Not doing what he had to do
Then, he arranged for his son
To reprise his role,
The election he stole
By baffling some suntanned old Jews
They did what they had to do
Soon we will have world peace
All evil doers
Will be kicked in the drawers
And we can elect Clinton Two
Cuz, we’ll do what we have to do