SCHADENFREUDE
to the tune "All of Me" 2006
Schadenfreude
I burst with schadenfreude
I love to see you reel
After slipping on a peel
To witness your disgrace
As you fall upon your face
Schadenfreude
I thrive on schadenfreude
I can’t help but feel some glee
As you fall out of that tree
I don’t wish you any harm,
But, if you should break your arm....
Schadenfreude
Just give me schadenfreude
If it’s known all over town
That your husband runs around
I will take a great delight
When I hear you’ve had a fight
Schadenfreude
I’m bathed in schadenfreude
Tell me all your aches and pains
And I promise to refrain
From laughing ‘bout your sorrow
But, just wait until tomorrow.
Schadenfreude
Schadenfreude
I burst with schadenfreude
I love to see you reel
After slipping on a peel
To witness your disgrace
As you fall upon your face
Schadenfreude
I thrive on schadenfreude
I can’t help but feel some glee
As you fall out of that tree
I don’t wish you any harm,
But, if you should break your arm....
Schadenfreude
Just give me schadenfreude
If it’s known all over town
That your husband runs around
I will take a great delight
When I hear you’ve had a fight
Schadenfreude
I’m bathed in schadenfreude
Tell me all your aches and pains
And I promise to refrain
From laughing ‘bout your sorrow
But, just wait until tomorrow.
Schadenfreude