Vacation
In My Life
I am going on vacation
With my wife, the kids and dog
We have rented a nice place on
The far end of old Cape Cod
We spent hours on the highway
With luggage and bikes in an old U-haul
Got a flat outside New Haven
With no spare we had to call
Some sleazy tow truck driver
Repaired one tire but charged for two
We'll spend days on the beach tanning
And at night we glow like fire alarms
And I know I never should have tried the surf board
It looked like such fun, I could not resist
The doctor says I should remain in traction
But my wife she will insist
That I take her and the kids all shopping
For bargains on things that we do not need
The souvenirs and made in china chachkis
For my wife will buy them all
For my wife will buy them all
I am going on vacation
With my wife, the kids and dog
We have rented a nice place on
The far end of old Cape Cod
We spent hours on the highway
With luggage and bikes in an old U-haul
Got a flat outside New Haven
With no spare we had to call
Some sleazy tow truck driver
Repaired one tire but charged for two
We'll spend days on the beach tanning
And at night we glow like fire alarms
And I know I never should have tried the surf board
It looked like such fun, I could not resist
The doctor says I should remain in traction
But my wife she will insist
That I take her and the kids all shopping
For bargains on things that we do not need
The souvenirs and made in china chachkis
For my wife will buy them all
For my wife will buy them all